Screen celebs and state sattelites,
Social debs and high-hatelites,
Masses, classes,
Doin' the uptown lowdown.

Where they spend their semolians,
Just to watch those Creolians,
Skippin', hippin',
Doin' the uptown lowdown.

You'll find laugher after midnight,
That's their play time,
Hi-de-hay time,
What price, yeah, man!

Bankers with their Cinderellatives,
List'ning to those hot hi-yellatives,
Up in, Harlem,
Doin' the uptown lowdown.